I probably hate you

sluttyoliveoil:

im glad i have a tumblr so i can see the same four posts a thousand times on my dashboard

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im 11 and i eat weed every day fuck you

(Source: flewor, via legalmexican)

terezi-owns2:

THE LITTLE KID NEXT DOOR JSUT OPENED HIS WINDOW AND YELLED “WHAT IS 27 PLUS 4” AND I YELLED “IT’S 31” AND HE SAID “THANK YOU GOD LADY” IM LAUGIHNG

(Source: terezisprite2, via breathedeepandmoveon)

zootedboy:

if we skyping best believe im looking at myself in that lil window not u

(via trust)

2547446:

y’all ever take a pic and be like this ain’t even my skin color

(via trust)

hot-topic-trash-baby:

I want to be spoiled but I also feel extremely guilty when people use money on me

(via supsean)

shouldnt:

Ariana Grande sounds like a font on Microsoft Word

(via supsean)

taranamgabata:

did u know, there’s this small rural town in japan called obama.
so there’s this girl in a 2007 drama who moved from the city to obama.
and she hates it at first and blames the town for her misery.
i kid u not. didn’t make this shit up.

(via supsean)